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What should every directioner know? - ashley - 03-11-2014 12:41 AM I really love the boys dearly but I'm not a true directioner.. Yet. I'm no carrot or directionator either. Can you please help me by telling me what every directioner should know? I really want to be one and I'm really close to it - Stella1D - 03-11-2014 12:51 AM Ummmm... this is a strange question. Okay well you have to basically know all the basics: -Watch their X Factor Video Diaries and Up All Night Video Diaries -Watch all their music videos -Listen to all their music until you know every single lyric -Get a Tumblr and Twitter and keep up with what's going on -Watch This is Us -DON'T ACT CARROTY!!!!!! -Love all the boys I found this book on Wattpad, you should read it: http://www.wattpad.com/story/5898791-the-guide-to-being-a-directioner - jeff j - 03-11-2014 12:56 AM 1:Debate “Larry” vs. “Elounor” The first thing you need to know about Directioners is that they’re divided into two camps. There are “Larry” shippers, who believe bandmates Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles are in a secret romantic relationship that’s being covered up by their handlers (fans claim that Modest! Management won’t let them be photographed without the rest of the boys anymore), and there are “Elounor” shippers, who trust that Tomlinson’s real-life relationship with University of Manchester student Eleanor Calder, is, in fact, real. Engage either side about the validity of Larry and you’re asking for a heated diatribe—or a series of terrifying “I will cut you” tweets. As you’ll learn, the boys’ love lives are not your business… unless, of course, you’re sure that Louis and Harry are depending on you to expose their secret relationship to the world so they can finally be happy. 2:Say You Love Justin Bieber The second thing you need to know is that Directioners don’t like Beliebers. The conflict began (where else?) on Twitter. “The Beliebers trended #HitDirectionersWithAShovelDay” for no reason explains Holly, a 16-year-old 1D fan from Chicago. She says the war has raged on ever since. “When they won at the TCAs instead of Justin Beiber, they started making fun of Harry’s acne. They’re just trying to make us angry.” DIrectioners haven’t forgotten about the trend, either. The hashtag is still being talked about today: 3:Cast the Boys in a Bad Light Journalists, don’t you dare say the wrong thing about any of the lads. Or even imply anything untoward. For its September issue, British GQ ran five individual One Direction covers, each with a quippy line. Harry’s cover implied he’d slept with almost 100 women and included the line, “He’s up all night to get lucky.” Fans went berserk. Twitter responses ranged from, “YOU ARE NOT A GOD DAMN MAN WHORE, YOU ARE A CUPCAKE” to “CAN I PLEASE STAB EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO WORKS FOR GQ,” to stuff we can’t print here. Suffice it to say there was a lot of caps lock involved. 4:Be A “Carrot” The biggest slam in the One Direction community is to be called that beta-carotene bomb. The cut’s history traces back to 2010, when the boys were competing on The X-Factor in the U.K. Louis jokingly remarked, “I like girls who eat carrots,” and suddenly every teenage girl in Britain began proclaiming her love of carrots. Three years later, though, the joke is soooo passé. If that’s the only thing you know about the boys, then you aren’t a real fan. Calling someone a “carrot” essentially means, “You’re an idiot.” Need to hear it context? Take it away, Holly: “Some people, like, say, ‘I eat carrots’ because, like, Louis said he likes girls who eat carrots, and he says he doesn’t like carrots anymore. 5:Practice Monotheistic Harry Worship Look, you may know him as the one who dated Taylor Swift (“dated” Taylor Swift, if you’re talking to a Larry shipper), or the one who kind of looks like a young Mick Jagger, or the one with the flowiest hair, but dammit, Harry Styles is not the only member of One Direction! If you fail to mention Liam’s charity work, or Zayn’s engagement, or Louis’ ever-growing arsenal of tattoos, or Niall’s Irish accent, then you know what you are? You’re nothing but a carrot. Or even worse: an adult. - Greg - 03-11-2014 12:59 AM That the "directioners" said when mitch lucker die from the band suicide silence that he was a dirty emo and deserved to die and so die is baby daughter....and don't belive me? http://alienationmentale.wordpress.com/2012/11/05/mitch-lucker-passes-away-directioners-poke-fun-one-direction-comes-to-my-homeland/ http://www.mibba.com/Blogs/Read/515255/RIP-Mitch-Lucker-Alex-Gaskarth-One-Directions-fans/ So tell medo you still want to be called a directioner?