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Do you think I have any potential as a comedian? - Schubert - 03-24-2014 04:20 PM
I am training to be a stand-up comedian, and I want to know if I have potential.
My accomplishments
I have had a joke of mine read on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
I have had 40 jokes of mine featured in a New York Times blog
I am a featured comic on Dailycomedy.com
I have my own Twitter page of jokes, called @GroperCleveland
Some of my jokes from my Twitter page
-I left loose change in my pants, and they went through the washer. The next day, I got arrested for money laundering.
-What do you call a museum of poop? A sh!t zoo
-LeBron was ok throughout the first few quarters, but in the 4th quarter, he just collapsed. He's like a high school senior's report card.
-Is it too soon to ask Saddam Hussein, "How's it hangin'?
I forced a dry fruit to have sex with me. Is that date rape?
Now tell me; what do you think?
- Thorn - 03-24-2014 04:22 PM
Yes, at children's birthday parties.
- tonalc2 - 03-24-2014 04:26 PM
Your jokes are not original nor IMO funny, sorry.
1. http://www.stconsulting.info/index.php?id=866
2. 2005: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shit+zoo
3. Your "featured" joke is one of 1400 on the topic.
4. http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-awkwardness-when-asking-Saddam-Hussein-Hows-it-hanging/122636024430494
http://boards.radio-info.com/smf/index.php?action=printpage;topic=58434.0
5. http://www.spotlight-forums.com/showthread.php?t=64706
- Melvs - 03-24-2014 04:26 PM
boooo sorry
- Edward - 03-24-2014 04:36 PM
Based on your accomplishments, it's definitely worth a try, however, I'm sorry to say I didn't laugh at any of your twitter jokes, not even a chuckle.
- L . C - 03-24-2014 04:40 PM
With the accomplishment that you have had I would say yes. But the jokes you gave as an examples were pretty bad.