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How do I resurrect my dead cat? - Brian - 03-24-2014 04:25 PM
My cat died seven years ago and i keep in in my fridge. It has recently scared off my boo and is making me lose followers on twitter each time I post a picture of it. I feel like if I resurrect Whiskers and post a picture of him online my friends will stop calling me a 'murder-hungry sociopath'. Please help, I've tried ancient chants but they just seem to make my neighbors angry at me for making too much noise.
Thanks!
- Riley - 03-24-2014 04:29 PM
lots of tuna
- ? - 03-24-2014 04:38 PM
Kiss it after chanting naked with a long stick.
- Jason - 03-24-2014 04:42 PM
Try wrapping him in aluminum foil and putting him in the microwave for a half hour.
- Eva - 03-24-2014 04:47 PM
your cat died and you care about losing followers on twitter?