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What happens if you hashtag a hashtag? - Joshua - 03-28-2014 02:50 PM
Would this cause a rift in the space-time continuum?
- Jackson Hugh - 03-28-2014 03:00 PM
It would. You would have to divide by 0 for both to cancel out each other.
- Justin - 03-28-2014 03:03 PM
First: every computer or electronic device that can connect to the interwebs bursts into a small but violent explosion. No one knows who to blame, because people can't get online. Plus, thousands of people are killed by their mobile devices or laptops (I mean who has an older computer anymore?) exploding, so the UN is trying to figure out who triggered this "act of terror". All the while, people who sit and watch YouTube all day (me) are freaking out, and making way too many references to their favorite YouTubers when they get together and form cults. These cults wage war against each other, bearing flags embossed with their patron YouTuber's symbol or name. I personally would be a member of the huge SkyDoesMinecraft cult. Then the wars would become actually violent due to Internet withdrawal, and the police eventually intervene. The cults are slowed, but not stopped.
Second: Society in it's whole collapses. The stock market fails, the most successful governments go bankrupt. But the paper industries are ruling some areas that were highly effected by the loss of cell phones and computers because everyone is forced to read the paper. Oh yes, I forgot to mention, for some illogical but perfectly sensible reason, an attempt to manufacture more electronics fails. The cult wars have gotten more violent by the thousandfold. Now they are conquering cities and setting up their banners atop all the buildings. This is obviously causing millions to lose their homes, and refugee camps are set up all across the globe. Soon the cults gain dominance over the paper companies by fining their patron YouTuber's and having them all sign a peace treaty, pool their money, and buy out the industry. Now, they can finally have their precious entertainment, but through paper. It quells the cultists fury… for now. The postal services are also making a crapton of money, but since the majority of the worlds population is now in refugee camps, mail is slowgoing. There have been thousands of mishaps in shipping petroleum products due to the lack of a quick way to inform co-workers and distributors, so the price of gas has skyrocketed to nearly $10 a gallon, and the supply is running low. Soon all economic activity will slow to a halt.
And that is what happens when you hashtag a hashtag.