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Does American medicine need to be ‘more like Europe’? - Mary - 04-08-2014 04:06 AM
An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work".
The German doctor says: "that's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work".
The Russian doctor says: "gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work".
The United States doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Five years ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"
- Elliot - 04-08-2014 04:10 AM
Was it worth your time to type all of that out?
- Pixie - 04-08-2014 04:19 AM
Excellent,Ha!
- Turtle - 04-08-2014 04:25 AM
I remember that joke from a while back but it is still kind of funny.
- Nathan - 04-08-2014 04:35 AM
Yes, Europe is much better than America!!
- Di - 04-08-2014 04:42 AM
Indeed but that said, perhaps here in the US, with the current gender issues being at the forefront of national discourse from the Left, the testicles from one man would be put on a woman.
- narrowsmoke565 - 04-08-2014 04:46 AM
Great. And sad but true.
As they say on Facebook, "I'm stealing this one!" (Smiley face)