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what with all the Chuck Norris jokes? - Jonathan - 04-08-2014 04:39 AM

Who is this famous Chuck Norris and why people make joke with him ALL over the internet???... i mean every next joke is about Chuck Norris, even in some quiz it's like, Who invented the telephone?
a)Alexander Bell (1050 votes)
b)John Vincent Atanasof (76 vote)
c)Chuck Norris (12004908 votes)


- Daniel Bradley - 04-08-2014 04:45 AM

Chuck Norris was a world champion kick-boxer who turned to acting in kung fu movies and 'Walker Texas Ranger'

In walker texas ranger he ALWAYS finishes the bad guy with a 'roundhouse kick' (which is why a lot of the jokes are about him roundhouse kicking people)

Someone made a random joke about something impossible and it was funny and caught on. Since I knew who he was they were really funny to me (and probably other like-minded folk)


- jollystreet737 - 04-08-2014 04:50 AM

People who appreciate Chuck Norris jokes tend to be people who have memories of the 80s.

He was one of the actors that played the action hero in a whole bunch of B movies.

There was Shwarzenegger and Stallone of course, but there was also Dolf Lungdren, Jean-Claude Van Damne, Steven Segal, and Chuck Norris.
Same formula... Some ex-military guy loses it and destroys a bunch of terrorists, with lots of explosions.
Chuck Norris always played the stern quiet type, a hardened soldier who could crush your bones and fling you to the moon without changing his facial expression.
There are a lot of jokes about Chuck, because he has this reputation of being the stereotypical "hard man".
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he is actually pushing the whole planet downward.
That sort of thing.