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What would you do if Jesus wanted to be facebook friends with you? - Iratecoach799 - 04-28-2014 02:16 AM




- Josiah - 04-28-2014 02:25 AM

I would love to be friends with Jesus by the way I am life long friend with Jesus Christ.


- Jade - 04-28-2014 02:30 AM

I did have someone named Jesus who wanted to be my friend on Facebook but I rejected him because I don't accept a friend request from strangers.


- Jade - 04-28-2014 02:36 AM

Block him. He's obviously a proselytizing nutjob or scammer. Neither I want as a "friend".


- Bill B - 04-28-2014 02:46 AM

What makes you think I'm not already friends with Jesus on Facebook?

Peace, Bill


- whyskyhigh - 04-28-2014 02:56 AM

99% reject jesus


- Annoyingsea235 - 04-28-2014 03:02 AM

I would ignore his friendship request and press so that he could not ask again! Would you care to know why? Because it cannot ever being Jesus himself, since he will never be on this earth again, as a human being.

His sacrifice would mean nothing, if he could come to the earth!

And thus, the person claiming to be Jesus, has a few screws missing!


- Batgirl - 04-28-2014 03:10 AM

You mean Jesus Jones, from Toledo, who's totally into feral cat rescues and likes Candy Crush, sunsets and remaining positive no matter what?