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Funny anti quotes? - 106 - 06-05-2014 04:11 AM
You know how all the people on instagram and stuff put these inpsirational, happy, loving quotes on their posts or description? and no one cares... I want some quotes, made up or real that I can put on my description to kind of show how ridiculous these are and that no one cares, kind of like the anti-jokes "why did the boy drop his ice cream?/he got hit by a train" kind of thing.
- Only Ramble - 06-05-2014 04:21 AM
Sure. Maybe a couple.
Go put your hat on.
And then fall out of it.
Confuse'us say
'Him who stand on toilet high on pot'.
Looking for a good comeback?
Try licking yure mother's cheek.
Please fill in the blank:
...did you draw a blank again?
I said FILL ONE IN.
Empyhead.
Have you been pleading with you sister again?
You said you weren't a redneck.
You know what I like about mushy twitter litter?
My trash can.
Hope to chat with you again soon.
Can I apologize now for being late that day?
We've all been around the block once or twice.
But you got lost.
Why does your dog lick it's balls?
Because it can.