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Need rap battle lyrics? - Dominic - 06-10-2014 12:22 PM
Picture! So this kid on my golf teams name is Riley moos (sounds like moose) and he keeps trying to rap battle me, but I can't rap. I need some bars to memorize and rap battle him to get him to shut up! Here are some details
1. On his facebook profile he puts he works at Abercrombie and Fitch
2. He is about 5 foot nothing and 110 lbs and thinks he is a thug
3. He sucks at golf and rapping
4. As I said his last name sounds like moose
5. And anything else you wanna throw in!
It doesn't need to be too long i just need some hard lines and a stinging punchlines!
It will be worth your time
Thanks a ton
- Flog - 06-10-2014 12:30 PM
Yo whut up ma home dawg
remember, fitch rhymes with b*tch so ya got summin there home dawg.
always remember yo motha linse r da best. dey always hit home. dawg.
try this:
Yo. Yo. Dude you should go home
cuz i'm in ma zone
i hit more holes than yo momma owns
i baked you a pie cuz you need muscle tones
your name is moose
thats why i give you abuse
so now it's time to reduce
pineapple juice
what size r u? u like a little kid
and now i'm gonna forbid
you to go to madrid
*word*
you work at abercrombie and fitch?
little b***h
*word*
That should suffice.
- Dominic - 06-10-2014 12:46 PM
I made some tweaks what do u think?
Yo. Yo. Dude you should go home
cuz i'm in ma zone
i hit more hole in ones than yo momma owns
Plus I make ur moms bed rock call me mr flinstones
your name is moose
thats why i give you abuse
so now it's time to reduce...
You Cuz this shit im doin is child abuse
what size r u? u like a little kid
and now i'm gonna forbid
You from rapin cuz this is my takeover bid
Look on facebook say you work at abercrombie and fitch?
You just a little bitch
I aint takin any more of ur shit
Cuz i dont wanna hear ur high pitch... Voice anymore son. my wraths only just begun
Cuz i was gonna hit yo weak ass with some punchlines but fuck it im done