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How can I become a stripper so my future husband Colin Kaepernick will follow me on Twitter? - 825 - 06-15-2014 07:00 AM
He only follows strippers and hozz. I'm so sad! Why won't he follow a professional, respectable young woman like myself? Been saving myself for marriage and everything. OMG, this can't be!!! Now I wanna be a stripper so my hubby will follow me. I need him to follow me ASAP so I can DM him saying we're meant to marry and need to meet soon.
- Usagi393 - 06-15-2014 07:13 AM
1.) walk into a club
2.) ask for a job/application
3.) ?????
4.) Profit!
- dead fundie - 06-15-2014 07:29 AM
I have a pole you can practice on.
- Delecacy - 06-15-2014 07:31 AM
If you are such a respectable young lady, you would have no intentions at all to become a stripper or try to alter yourself for someone else. Maybe he should be following you.
- JuPe - 06-15-2014 07:37 AM
Don't sweat men don't respect those sorts of girls, he won't marry them
- Mary - 06-15-2014 07:38 AM
You're kidding, right?
- the wiz - 06-15-2014 07:40 AM
Strippers on twitter are like strippers on... well, everywhere else. No matter what the site is about, the internet will find a way to include porn.
- 757 - 06-15-2014 07:56 AM
Photoshop.
- Wispy - 06-15-2014 08:12 AM
Oh Mahana- stay an eight-cow wife and the right man will"follow you" have faith. There is life after Tim.