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What should I make my friends facebook status? - Evan - 11-09-2012 12:02 PM
My friend just fell asleep in his room and Im on his facebook but I am drawing a huge blank for what I should make his status haha. Its normally somethin like "aw dammit, herps again". Any ideas?
- Jasmine P - 11-09-2012 12:10 PM
I like to lick hairy men's legs.
- Sylvia - 11-09-2012 12:10 PM
Dry-humping a cat.
- Mark Stoop - 11-09-2012 12:10 PM
Anyone want a blow job? I'm free tonight, boys.
- Cherryxbliss - 11-09-2012 12:10 PM
i fantasize about justin beiber!
couldnt find a prostitue tonight.
i think my penis is shrinking.
HAVE FUN !!!
- VixxyDear - 11-09-2012 12:10 PM
Any embarrassing status will do. Don't forget to change his "interested in" to men, maybe change some relationship statuses. You could request a guy you both know to be in a relationship with him. Maybe make his status something very flamboyant, about coming out of the closet. "So glad to finally be open with myself. I don't care that I have herpes or that I'm gay. It's MEEEE!!!!" Don't forget to tag his parents in the status update if he's friends with them.