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What is a funny way of saying I'm going to be a dad? - UrDad - 11-09-2012 06:25 PM
I am looking to post it on my facebook. And I dont want a boring - is going to be a dad. I am looking for a funny way of announcing it. If you think this is dumb, feel free not to answer my question. Here is an example of what I'm looking for. A friend of mine put - Should I buy the worlds greatest dad shirt now, or later? If you creative and want to help me out, I would appreciate it. I make a laugh out of pretty much everything by the way..
- Liam - 11-09-2012 06:34 PM
I'm having a Crotch Goblin.
- James - 11-09-2012 06:34 PM
'Oh God i guess im gonna be a grandad soon then'
(if you have a brother, post on his wall)
'I think someone's gonna be an uncle'
- Undecided - 11-09-2012 06:34 PM
"Alright world! I'm prepared to be barfed on, pissed on, and deprived of sleep!"
And OMG that Crotch Goblin thing is awesome xD.
- Melman - 11-09-2012 06:34 PM
I announced my pregnancy by telling everyone I had pregnolia. Took em a while to catch on though.
- killerk1.geo - 11-09-2012 06:34 PM
"My wife's pee-stick turned BLUE!"
- Wannabewritin - 11-09-2012 06:34 PM
So, Yah, I officially have a new Holiday to celebrate, Fathers Day!!! = D
or
So, My dad's a Grandpa now!
Sorry, those were the best I could come up with
Edit: Status: Helping my wife shop for maternity clothes. = D
- Alice - 11-09-2012 06:34 PM
Gonna have less space on my bed now, my wife's gonna take up more now. She is expanding
- Alesana Screamsong - 11-09-2012 06:34 PM
"My spermfish swam ALL THE WAY upstream."
Congrats,dude
