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What's a good comeback if someone says you like to watch guys jack off? - Lizurdd - 11-09-2012 06:52 PM
I know it sounds weird, but I troll people on Omegle a lot and I posted a status on Facebook saying... "Trollin' on Omegle!
" and someone comments saying "Yeah right dude, you're probably sitting there watching all the weird fat dudes jacking it hahahaha" What's a good comeback? Thanks!
- *lrigseneg* - 11-09-2012 07:00 PM
You like watching fat girls make out with pizza?? I like watching guys jack off sooo yeah .
- Birdy - 11-09-2012 07:00 PM
Hit back with the age old 'I aint your mum' comeback. Sounds immature but it sure as hell bugs the shit out of the person its being said to :-p
- Thanh - 11-09-2012 07:00 PM
Is that a mean person or just a joke from your friend?
Your comeback depends on how close you two are.
- floyd - 11-09-2012 07:00 PM
"Speaking of weird fat dudes, hows your mom doing?"
- ibwt123 - 11-09-2012 07:00 PM
Either say:
1) "Yeah, and the fact that you (or your father, brother, etc) are/is one of them is what I'm finding most troubling about the experience."
2) "It's a horrible addiction, and you should know because I heard you overcame it. Can you give me some tips or the number of a support group? Thanks, buddy!"
3) "Hey, what you and your family/friends videotape and upload on the internet is your own damn business!"
Any of them will do just fine, but I'm leaning towards #2 or #3.
- The Joke Doctor - 11-09-2012 07:00 PM
Answer and give them nowhere to go: "That is NOT true. I don't like the weird ones..." Now you've also made fun of yourself, but everyone knows you're joking. The guy won't have a comeback because he'll probably laugh...
- Steve B - 11-09-2012 07:00 PM
No, I don't watch your webcam.