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how can i give my life for father putin? - oh come on! - 11-09-2012 07:09 PM
Greetings Russians, my question for you is how can I make sure that my life is spent at the service of Father Putin. I don't want to fight for Russia or Russians, just Putin. I believe he can take on every single person on this planet, but I still want to my life to be spent for him. Any way I can do this?
- Dsp Delena - 11-09-2012 07:17 PM
you can have a rough sex with him. and when it's time for orgasm you can die from heartattack.
- Thunderousfeather534 - 11-09-2012 07:17 PM
Putin and Medvedev are the Dmitry Pozharsky and Kuzma Minin of modern Russia. They brought order, stability, and respect back to the Russian people. I can understand your love and enthusiasm for Putin. Undoubtedly the Orthodox Church will declare Putin a revered Saint when he dies.
- Alan B - 11-09-2012 07:17 PM
Why is the question in the european travel section of Yahoo answers when it has nothing to do with european travel?
- Brown Bear - 11-09-2012 07:17 PM
Ok, our specialists gave me your IP address. Other is matter of technique.
So, do nothing just now, wait and keep silence. Our colonel will meet you soon. He will be with "Pravda" newspaper and PPSh.
Father Putin needs heroes!
@Alan B
He is going to be in Russia soon. So, the section is right.
- K2010 - 11-09-2012 07:17 PM
Unless you can prove he is your dad, you can't call him father
I don't think he is going to give up his career and become a priest either.
- Wave2012 - 11-09-2012 07:17 PM
Some useful hints:
- fan club of Putin supporters;
- new religion, le'ts say Puttianity;
- yearly international prize in honor of your idol (let's say in the area of saving wild tigers etc...);
- yearly ceremony (kind of Oscar) for the best followers;
- facebook page or twitter account with the best of the best information - rare photos etc..., daily news, quotes...
- journal devoted to your love - scientific articles devoted to analysis of pilitical steps, interviews with supporters etc...
- internet-site "all about him";
- flash-mob actions (let's say, people in certain time in certain moment with naked torso like on some photos);
- art projects - fields of wheat or flowers of different tones when from the planes and space you can see picture of face or something like that;
- short movies festival devoted to sertain subject (again' let's say saving of tigers etc...) etc...
It is just some ideas. If you need more, let us know.
- Kristyy - 11-09-2012 07:17 PM
Stand in Siberia for 40 days and 40 nights chanting the Russian anthem.
- Vachel Kratziniv - 11-09-2012 07:17 PM
What on Earth? How about you live your life normally, pay your taxes , work and so on. Now, Putin is a government official, a leader, not a religious figure. It's okay to admire someone, but not to worship them.