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Is it weird to want to date Britney? - Ethan - 11-09-2012 08:18 PM

And to google her constantly, finding out who she is dating, feeling jealous and insecure that you are not as good as who she is dating and really wanting her. To bombard her with messages on facebook and always think about her? I am so in love and ready to marry her. I am prepared and willing to be a good father to her children.


- Marya - 11-09-2012 08:27 PM

u really need to get a life?


- stickybuns - 11-09-2012 08:27 PM

ask her to pet your snake and tell her it might spit @ her... it gets the ladies every time


- Jez - 11-09-2012 08:27 PM

You'd need some pretty epic parenting skills, because Britney is f*cking terrible. I recommend that you make a video of yourself sobbing uncontrollably while wearing faggy make-up. I'm sure she'll notice you then.