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What are some hilarious facebook statuses to put? answer asap please? - Tay - 11-09-2012 08:35 PM
What are some really funny facebook statuses to update as a joke..anything really that will make my friends laugh... answer asap please.. thank you xD
- Bart - 11-09-2012 08:43 PM
dazed and confussed
- Alexis - 11-09-2012 08:43 PM
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2421972899
go to The inFormation box and it has some poems hope ur happy Add me At alexis Bennett
- screechingpear826 - 11-09-2012 08:43 PM
- Please click 'Like' so I can make my other virtual friends jealous.
- Nobody is perfect. I am Nobody. Therefore I am perfect.
- I wish family was like Facebook, if you dont like them.. delete them.
- People in jail cells shouldn't worry about having a facebook , because there talking to walls as much as we are!
- Facebook is like a fridge. When you're bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there's anything good in it.
- Wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of "liking" my own comment? Of course I like my own comments. I'm awesome.
- You post one little joke saying you won the lottery and Facebook finds you 1,347 new possible relatives.
- Tip : if you're going to call out sick, make sure your co-workers aren't your FB friends and can see the pics you posted drunk last night.
- I'm wondering what flavor milkshake 'brings all the boys to the yard'.
Hope these spark some ideas :-)
- Casey - 11-09-2012 08:43 PM
I hate it when the person on the tv is moaning in pain and you have to turn down the tv so the people in the next room dont think you're watching porn.