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How to make church go by faster? - Nicole - 11-09-2012 09:44 PM

I'm agnostic but my mom's a Jehovah's witness. I've tried to explain to her before that I don't believe in what she believes in but she just starts yelling at me. I'm 15 so I know I only have to deal with this for 3 more years. But in the mean time, I need to find ways to make those dreadful 2 hours go by faster. Thanks.


- Poohcat1 - 11-09-2012 09:53 PM

Take a nap.


- Mr. Forman - 11-09-2012 09:53 PM

Go drunk.


- teenyminister450 - 11-09-2012 09:53 PM

Quit Going...


- john - 11-09-2012 09:53 PM

Unfortunately there's not much I can think of that will help you in that situation. Fortunately, you are 18 in 3 more years and can do what you want at that stage.


- Anonnie Mouse - 11-09-2012 09:53 PM

Sleep in. It's amazing how quickly time flies when you don't bother to get out of bed in the morning.


- bigplantation316 - 11-09-2012 09:53 PM

Just stand up and tell them "Why does this Jehovah guy need witnesses anyway?"


- MamaLuna - 11-09-2012 09:53 PM

Get high first and you just might have fun there! But don't forget to bring along some munchies!


- Harm Singh - 11-09-2012 09:53 PM

Poor you

must be hard to be smarter than one's parent

do abdomen exercises or get a wireless earphone and listen to music / audio books from your mp3 player


- BibleJohnny - 11-09-2012 09:53 PM

When I go to the Kingdom Hall the time go by fast for me because I pay attention to the public talk and I share in the watchtower bible study.