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What's up with all this Chuck Norris BS? - Kitten - 11-15-2012 01:36 PM
Out of nowhere everyone is mentioning him, and it's mostly stupid little kids that don't even know what he's famous for. Is he a trend right now?
- Colette - 11-15-2012 01:45 PM
Right now? Where were you three years ago?
Anyway, every hair on Chuck's beard is the exact same length. That's reason enough to love him.
- 696 - 11-15-2012 01:45 PM
Yes he is a trend because of Justin Bieber.
On Twitter he has ''Random Chuck Norris Moments'' and he's always talks about Chuck Norris n stuff so yeeeea....
Hope I helped!!
<3
EDIT:
he's always been a ''trend'' its just hes becoming more popular because of the 16 year old lesbian
- geekstar - 11-15-2012 01:45 PM
He's always been a trend now it's an even bigger one because of Justin Bieber.
- Chris - 11-15-2012 01:45 PM
Chuck Norris is the greatest man alive. Don't let him hear you say that! Let me inform you on some things that he can do: MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
For Chuck Norris, every street is "one way". HIS WAY.
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
Count from 1 to 10. This is how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... 46 times.
If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?!
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
What do you think of Chuck Norris now hey?