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Have you ever tried to get away from your own fart only to have it follow you around? - Beer Farts - 11-27-2012 06:43 AM
This happens to me alot in supermarkets.
When I fart, I try to do it in an empty aisle. But for some reason, the smell of my fart always follow me like a stalker on Twitter so even when I try not to look suspicious, people know it's me.
Has that ever happened to you?
- tinytoes683 - 11-27-2012 06:51 AM
Yes, it has :/
- LadyLonghorn - 11-27-2012 06:51 AM
Yes, it has happened to me. I choose to fart in an aisle that is occupied. Then when it happens, I just stare at the person on the aisle and then make my escape. They are so embarrased they do not know what to do.
- Hovenaut - 11-27-2012 06:51 AM
You're not alone brother. I too am also a victim.
It's not enough to ass-ert themselves through sound and smell alone.
- Neil - 11-27-2012 06:51 AM
You need to carry a pair of fart scissors with you. You just whip 'em out, snip it off then walk away.
- welsh girl - 11-27-2012 06:51 AM
what an intellectual question