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How can i become a TRUE man united fan? - Howard Webb - 11-27-2012 06:46 AM
I can sing GGMU
I can brag about history
I can say shit about teams better than man utd......is that all or something else is needed?
- tOuz - 11-27-2012 06:54 AM
ure webb - u already are
- Geordies! - 11-27-2012 06:54 AM
Well if you can brag about history you're probably best looking towards Liverpool.
@ Henrik - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ednKK8GlvwI
- Henrik - 11-27-2012 06:54 AM
haha Liverpool win more in the last year than Newcastle in 50 year
- Shivam Anand - 11-27-2012 06:54 AM
Well that's nothing
You're not a united fan if-
- You wear half and half scarves
- You wear replica shirts
- You buy a programme at the game
- You don't buy a programme at the game
- You sing the Tevez song
- You go to United games
- You don't go to United games
-You support another team as well as United
-You don't subscribe to M.U.T.V.
- You subscribe to Sky
- You buy official Manchester United merchandise
- You don't buy official Manchester United merchandise
- You don't call tickets 'briefs'
- You call football shirts 'jerseys'
- You use vodafone as your mobile provider
- You watch Champions League games
- You don't watch Champions League games
- You think Park's a good player and valuable member of the squad
- You think Park is a crap player and only here to sell shirts.
- You like Fergie and say 'in Fergie we trust'
- You think Fergie has 'lost it'
- You hate city more than Liverpool
- You hate Liverpool more than City
- You count the 2008 Champions League final as a victory
- You think trophies are more important than good football
- You have Facebook
- You follow Rio on twitter
- You don't follow Rio on twitter
- You don't think Ronaldo is the best thing to ever happen to United
- You think Ronaldo is the best thing to ever happen to United
- You think FM/FIFA etc are real life
- You think football began in 1993
- You think football was played before 1993
SO that's more than unlikely
- disturbiaa - 11-27-2012 06:54 AM
Well...According to everybody on here.
You have to be gay
Like cheating
Kiss grannies bums
Be a cocky Tw@t
There is more but i forgot. My memory isn't great
- Alberto! - 11-27-2012 06:54 AM
No such thing as a true United fan....all the Manchester locals support City.....United fans are from Oxford and will jump ship when another team outdoes them
- Harun - 11-27-2012 06:54 AM
Learn about their history.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manchester_United_F.C.
And watch all their matches.