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How come in liberal America it's okay for an 8th grader to have an abortion but not a Twinkie? - RLP - 02-03-2013 08:49 PM
The 0bamas want abortions on demand for everyone - including young girls (without their parents permission)
BUT...let them try to have a Twinkie is school - Michelle won't have it.
http://twitchy.com/2012/11/28/hungry-kids-revolt-against-michelle-obamas-tiny-school-lunches/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
- pdooma - 02-03-2013 08:57 PM
They can't have their ears pierced or have a cough drop either.
Not to worry, the unions have taken out the Twinkies.
- Arrogantguitar247 - 02-03-2013 08:57 PM
What 8th grader would need an abortion anyway?
- Frank - 02-03-2013 08:57 PM
It is a conspiracy so that you will have something to be angry about so that you don't have to face your own failings and insecurities.
- Daniel - 02-03-2013 08:57 PM
hes pro-choice he doesn't like abortions but doesn't want to strip the liberties of one doing something personal in their life
- Kayla - 02-03-2013 08:57 PM
Absolutely love this!
- Antie Pantie - 02-03-2013 08:57 PM
...because Liberals are godless and the only hope they have is in a utopia, where people are free to have as much sex as they want without costing the government any money (fat children cost government more money - if health is subsidized or universalized, which is what they want).
- proudcrow235 - 02-03-2013 08:57 PM
Do you know anywhere I can apply for foodstamps and welfare. I need as many handouts as possible
- Heavy_Cavalry_Sgt - 02-03-2013 08:57 PM
Well, if it was as liberal as you seem to think both would be allowed.
Incidentally, have a Twinkie. See if the First Lady really keeps you from eating it. I'd be willing to bet she doesn't.
- hissingBandit678 - 02-03-2013 08:57 PM
I'm not American so I don't know how your school year nomenclature works but from what I do know, no normal 8th grader should even be able to get pregnant. And they can't have twinkies (god knows why they'd want them anyway, I had them once, they're disgusting) because there are no more twinkies.