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It's my 28th birthday tomorrow suggest me a kick ass Facebook status please? - Ujwal - 08-12-2013 11:08 PM
Actually am bored of regular status updates
As its my 18th birthday I want something different than others,
Please help me with that.
Thanking you in anticipation!!
- Sonic - 08-12-2013 11:11 PM
custom status
*facebook is boring im deleting my account*
"wait for the internet applause to congratulate you being cured of annoying social sites"
now with that out of the way you can go get laid YAY!!
- quietfinger537 - 08-12-2013 11:26 PM
First you're 28, then you're 18. Most people take a little longer to start lying about being younger than their real age, you know.
- FAISAL ANAS - 08-12-2013 11:42 PM
its 28th turn for me. what is turn? marriage turn? no yar! its y age. ya, i am 28 now
- Travis - 08-12-2013 11:47 PM
I tried hard to think of one but anyways it's 12 in the A.M in the east coast so happy b day!!
- Ashok - 08-12-2013 11:56 PM
"God u are so cruel...u let this world bear me one more year..i defently use it."
- Shaun Lane - 08-12-2013 11:58 PM
The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.
Thinks I feel great when I go to bed drunk. I wake up feeling crap. Obviously sleep is bad for you.
I am going to start cleaning my house. And by cleaning, i mean drinking beer and spraying everything with febreze.