Why are the majority of my facebook friends females?

[worldcraft101]

Well since you only have 40 friends, you probably are ether A) Fat, B) Ugly or C) both. The only reason why the internet hates you or even the rest of the world is because you are probably a suburban whitey who has nothing to offer to anyone of interest. You probably sit at home, on facebook, watching Desperate Housewives while having gay little sleep overs with your other lesbo friends listening to Justin Bieber and having parties that don't involve and alcohol or drugs. Knowing that you all are too ugly/fat to pull any kind of male, even the ones who live in thier moms basement into your life. How about you do us all a favor and stay in the midwest and let the rest of the world do its thing without sensitive people like yourself holding the world back.