Do you think it is silly for people to create MySpace and Facebook for their pets?

[Iracatuff]

You may think it's cool, and so may a number of other people. However, it is not cool. It is stupid and you should feel bad about yourself. The people who do that are lonely and the creation of those pages automatically enables others to publicly (and privately) humiliate him or her. Those who have not yet made a page for their pets are all members of a secret society with one goal: to ostracize all of you from society. Our ultimate plan is to put you on an Amish farm of some sort so that you never have access to the internet or any social networking site ever again. This is also the goal of the secret society of people who secretly despise Justin Bieber fans.

You think I'm kidding.