Fun Writing Challenge: Euphemisms (+ some fun publishing euphemisms)?

[Mightyday418]

1) This is a brilliant addition for the Paranormal YA market ^_^ = The characters are wooden mary sues.

2) What a WIDE vocabulary you have! = Author obviously read the dictionary while writing the novel.

3) My, I didn't know the toaster was a shining leaf green and made by some Japanese company - thank you for telling me! = Author is fond of describing every single detail.

4) Supercilious = This is obviously a disguised memoir. (Funnily enough, when I first saw supercilious without realising its proper meaning, I thought it was a positive word because of the "super-" xD That'll confuse them!)

5) Any more? = Ending didn't live up to the hype of the beginning.

6) Is your work original? Yes, yes, everything you've come up with hasn't been done before = A bad mish mash of Twilight, Hunger Games, and Harry Potter.

Had a few giggles during it, so thank you

BQ: I like '- "Sadly we are publishing a similar book to this next spring" = it too has a beginning, middle and end.' XD