LADIES: What is the Most Funniest Tease You've Got From Guy?

[Katelyn.]

My guy friend and I were talking one day, and so I used the word "Pwned" incorrect. I said it as "Pawned" not "Powned", so he corrected me.
Later on, on Facebook; he writes on my wall teasing me about it and I'm like "Shut up xD", later on I ask him how I pronounce it; he's like "It's like the word owned with a p in front of it." so then I said "Alright then, it's pronounced Powned?" and then he said "Now it looks like the word pound."
Oh my.