My FREAKIN' BROTHER'S CONVERSATION?

[Walter Melon]

How can I make my metallic aqua Corsa car more GIRLY so that when I go to university, he won't be saying "its actually my sister's car but it'll be mine eventually " ---> which is what I found he said on his twitter when I hacked onto his smartphone! HA!

( In fact his conversation continued with this b*tc* he knows because she replies to the above saying, "she wants me", and then him going "you wish", so she goes "haha I actually don't!", then he says "thank god".... ERM excuse me, just PLAIN RUDE, SO HOW DO I GET BACK AT HIM?! )
well it's not my fault for being concerned and checking his stuff, after walking into his bedroom to find him hastily closing a window on his computer which I clearly saw was p_o_r_n. His browsing history listed sites like zoo, nuts, and god knows what else...