How Do You Deport Millions of Illegals?

[Excessivewing930]

Suprisingly enough, this is not the first time that the U.S. of A has had a problem with illegals. One other time was during the Great Depression, and President Eisenhower hatched a plan called "Operation Wet-back", designed to deport as many illegal immigrants back to where they came. Guess what? It worked. Not only did we find illegals, but by the time they had figured out how it was happening, THEY ACTUALLY FLED BACK!
So, how did it work? 1075 Border Patrol agents went from border town to border town, doing random ID checks and some serious crackdown. That's it. In the first year alone, they deported around 130000 immigrants in about a year, but they think that around 1 to 1.2 additional million fled to Mexico before they were caught. The Immigration and Naturalization Service also estimates that for every one they deported, nine more left willingly!
The only reason why we're not doing in now is because of words like "humane" and "ethnicity". People feel bad about the immigrants.
So to answer your question, you deport millions of illegals by finding some, and letting the rest run back like jackrabbits!

My sincerest apologies to anyone who might be offended.