What exactly is the difference between Conservatives, Lib Dems and Labour?

[Kelly P]

Conservatives are supposed to want small govt. and leave larger decisions to states. They aren't big on helping others less fortunated. Their fringe base is the religious right or fascism that believes they are holier than others because they distort Christianity and feel entitled. They put down gays but are found with their pants down in hotels.

Liberals are more known for social programs. But will tax you to help pay for people you many not care for like drug addicts. Their fringe base is more geared towards communism and is atheist. They cheat on their spouses but have nice personalities.

Both fringes are the same in deed as they both are all about forcing others into their belief system. Under it all, they all want money and don't want anything "unpleasant" in their backyard. Kinda like Animal Farm.