What are some funny things I could tweet?

[Liz]

And yea, as it was fortold, when the legions of the damned have convened for their final dark gathering, it was Her voice that rang through the demonic choir. In what can only be described by the darkest of minds as the laughter of one thousand tortured children, She gave out her final command to the conquering hordes. "Go forth," She said "and see mine own will done, and thus it will be their own undoing." As it was commanded by Her, it has been done unto the world, and shall never be undone.

Btw - The "putting on lipbalm" picture was cute and clever!