Anyone else feel suicidal after reading the comments on pop music videos?

[☢ ASOT600 ☢]

So I'm currently listening to Rank 1 - 7 Instead of 8 (a beautiful uplifting trance song) in a 40 minute mix I just uploaded to YouTube. So anyway, I then went on the most viewed list to find Will I Am ft Britney Spears - Scream and Shout. Now I can tell you, I wasn't expecting much, but I can tell you the song really surprised me. I expected it to be bad, but I can safely say it's probably the worst song I ever heard. It's got a simple electro-house beat that I could produce in FL Studio. Some house music can be good (ie progressive house like Deadmau5 - Strobe being a well know example), but this is a crap pop/electro/house fusion that has been out together in 10 minutes. Producing high quality sounds on a computer is difficult, but even I could do this. So anyway, rant over as I'm usually not an elitist as I take the view that complexity/production method doesn't matter, as long as it sounds good. Now let's talk about the vocals. It's just Britney Spears saying in "...in the club...turn this shit up...all eyes on us". The lyrics are ridiculous as in all pop songs.

The worst thing is that if you read the comments people are saying stuff like:

"4 million views go britney"
"number 1 already"
"best song of the year"
"britney is so inspirational"
"britney is the best!"
"I love vevo!"
"this is true music"

Don't even get me started on the people that then defend her when people criticise her song.

Now you may say "it doesn't affect you, so don't worry" and I agree, but I geneuinely feel sorry for these people (90% of teenagers) that go through their life listening to this. They may 'like' this music, but they will NEVER LIVE music. It really saddens me. I think most of us can probably agree that music is topped only by sex, which is why it really bothers me that these people don't expand their horizons.

So do you ever find yourself contemplating suicide when you hear crap like this?