How can I persuade my mom to let me get a twitter?

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Go on Twitter.com, and show her around. Show her it ISN'T like Facebook. Tell her that she can check in on your account, just to make sure you aren't doing anything bad. DO NOT:
*Say pllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaasssseee??? That's annoying and it makes parents so right to their original answer: Hells nah!
*Claim all the cool kids have it. She'll think the internet is influencing you too hard.
*Beg.

Offer you'll do extra chores or babysit tomorrow night or something. That always sweetens the deal.

Which one of your friends is the sweetest and nicest and the one your mother thinks is the most innocent? Show your mom she has a twitter.