what are some REALLY FUNNY PAGES for facebook?

[xsillybearx]

"secretly fearing ice falling on ur face when drinking from a glass"
"i just cant push the crosswalk button once. i have to press it like 6 times"
"dude, calm down its gym class.."
"i was blown away when i realized the word 'bed' actually looked like the word bed"
"i feel my phone vibrate when it doesnt"
"i kick my shorts/pants into the air to avoid bending down"
"waking up in the morning and feeling like p diddy"
i use my phone screen as a mirror to look at myself"
"awkardly turning around in the middle of the hall"
"running up the stairs late at night because you think someones chasing u"
"I'm a bloody fan of everything"
"when i realized that 3.14 looks like PIE backwards, my mind was blown""
"so umm..when do phineas and ferb go back to school?"
"kids bop needs to END"
"63 notifications later and i regret liking your status"
"matamoscas is the only good spanish game"