Is it weird that I don't have a twitter?

[Dog]

I mean, I have a facebook and everything. Twitter just seems pretty lame to me, I don't know. I just feel like twitter isn't for me. I don't think it's a good idea to broadcast what goes on in this ****** up head of mine. I mean I'm funny and ****, but twitter just seems ******* lame to me. Part of the reason why I have animosity towards it is because twitter was like the big thing this year in my senior year of high school. And a bunch of people just created a bunch of bullshit high school drama with it. People would get into huge "twitter fights" and I was just like why the **** would I want to be part of this ****. I don't know, maybe it's just me...

I think I'm going to pass on this one and wait until the next social media website comes out, what do you think? Am I crazy here?