Describe a day at your job? :)?

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I work for the government (aka "The Man").

8:45 - I wander in hungover and about 10-15 minutes late
8:45 to 9:30 - I read & answer all my e-mails then I read & reply to all my notifications on Facebook
9:30 to 10:00 - I surf Yahoo Answers & ask questions
10:00 to 11:00 - I do actual work
11:00 to 11:30 - I deliver mail & files to other buildings in the area
11:30 to 12:00 - I read the answers to my questions on Y! Answers then pick up something to eat for lunch at a restaurant or cafeteria down the street
12:00 to 1:00 - Surf Cracked.com and Digg.com while eating during my lunch break
1:00 to 1:20 - Get a coffee so I have energy for the afternoon
1:20 to 2:30 - Get some more real, actual work done
2:30 to 3:00 - Tell my boss I'm going on another mail delivery run but instead go for a nice, relaxing walk by the river in a forest nearby.
3:00 to 3:30 - Do a bit of work
3:30 to 4:00 - Eat my afternoon snack while surfing the net
4:00 to 4:15 - Kill time & try to sneak out early even though I came in late
5:00 to midnight - Get drunk again while playing video games & watching Bluray movies