How to get noticed by a famous person on twitter?

[Jessica]

Like ALL their tweets, you have to be blind in order not to notice (no offense to anyone) O.o

Here's the REAL way! Go take singing lessons for 5 years while working in a taco stand, by then you should raise enough money. Go buy the MOST expensive clothes from the thrift shop and look rich. Become friends with a rich guy until he gives you some $MONEY$. Later, buy a camera. Go to your room and put your camera at the right place. Not to high, not to low....STOP... That's too high, that's too high!! Now, find someone who looks almost like your twin and bring him/her to the camera too. Make sure they can sing. Now spend almost an hour looking for a Top Hit (New releases do the trick) then ..... SING THE DANG SONG. Pretend like you're having fun and get a million views. ........................... the trip should guide you from their

SEE YOU IN TV!!!!