Dad won't let me get Facebook!!! How can I change his mind?

[YO, MR. WHITE!]

thank your parents, i am NOT kidding. its an eternal hole that sucks away your life............im obviously older . fb is just like if you want everyone to know your life! its seriously stupid unless you are seriously connecting with people through work or marketing etc. webcam+facebook=NO GOOD. didnt you hear about Amanda Todd?

seriously fb can be the ultimate stalking tool for pedo's so as long as u dont add wierd ppl or chat on sites/webcam or show urself in bikinis or anything someone can blackmail or stalk u ( like if u put whr u go to school or someone whose not ur friend make sure they cant view ur friends bc they can find out where they go to school and then know where u go to school etc) with u should be good to go! be careful once you sign up and put info it's sold through something called "data mining" where facebook sells ur info to other companies for research purposes and through that if someone googles your name all this info is gna appear via random websites.