So people actually believe that the illuminati exists?

[Obi Wan Knievel]

Geez, where have you been?

Every day, this place is flooded with kids who know for a fact that werewolves, vampires, mermaids and slender men are not only real, but alive and well and walking in our midst. We even get people putting their faith in Ouija boards, 11:11 wishes (don't ask, some facebook thing) and stories from fiction forums.

I won't even get started on this friggin' December 21st thing. No really, I won't. I asked if I should go ahead and blow up the planet on that day (just to shut the doomsdayers up), and the general consensus was no. So I agreed not to do it, of course. But did it shut them up? No, they stiffed me on the deal, just like I thought they would.

No respect at all, I tell ya.