Why is God such a horrible salesman?

[Alyngwen Claevyan]

I see a couple of flaws in your plan.

First of all, if you would post "tweets" online in the name of God, do you think he'd like that? Have you got his permission to create an account for him? There's nothing written in the Bible that says: Go, and create me a Twitter account, and while you're at it, post me some 9gag jokes on my Facebook.

Secondly, if God decided to kill all humans, except for Noah, how did he reproduce and how do we exist? Did he do some forbidden things with a monkey? Is that why Darwin's theory is so thoroughly denied by the church?

And finally, if it's someone who wants followers, it's the church, not God. If God wanted followers, and he is all knowing, don't you think he would've thought of a better way to gain followers?
People are too full of themselves, thinking they are the speakers of God. If God really wanted us to know he existed without a doubt, he would've told us in a better way.