How to be famous on the Internet?

[Nina]

get as many followers on twitter.
make your tweets funny but not without sense at all.
make a youtube video.
add as many facebook friends as you can, till you reach the limit.
check how your video is doing.
more tweets!
check how many subscribers you have (note: this is a very depressing experience, have lots of chocolate stored somewhere)
after you ate all the chocolate, make another youtube video.
make a formspring, or ask.fm or any of those so that people can reach out to you.
make sure they know what you are going through.
interact with your new facebook, uh.. aquaintances.
tweet!
check for the subscribers.
another video!
about now you could've figured it kinda goes around in circles (chocolate factories have a great buisness, you know.)
aand right about now you realize that I have no f***ing idea of how to become famous, and that this is just a bunch of crap.
have a nice day!