What are the benefits of tweeting a lot?

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Well, the major benefits include the following: 1) people know where you are all the time which makes it much easier to stalk you. And who doesn't want to make someone's life easier. Gives Following You a whole new meaning. 2) It makes you feel more important than you really are. This will boost your ego to new heights causing you to say things you normally wouldn't. Or shouldn't. 3) You will spend much more time focusing on yourself rather than others. Ignoring people is so much easier when you are completely self absorbed. So tweet your brains out. Everyone is waiting to know what shoes you buy next.