Why do people flat out lie about their profession?

[Paul]

From a doctors perspective, I see people like this in my higher-high-rise-than-yours and while shrinking them metaphoricaly and doctorically I conclude these people have low self of steam and have acombination of one upper sindrome, imbetathanuites and glamoremoreism.

@Amanda I bartend in at anthonys homeport in Everett. Tonight I had a self claimed millioniare talk at the bar for hours while drinking well rum and cokes and left 1 dollar tip. I'd rather he drank sodas and left me nothing for a grain of honesty for just one night. I feel your pain.