How do I get a girlfriend this year at school when everybody hates me and I know virtually no girls?

[Jared]

1: you need to lose that attitude about getting laid. girls dont like that.
#2: just learn to release your anger out on something other than people.
#3: i'm shy so i have trouble talking to girls, too. so just walk up to or sit next to them and start a pleasant conversation. ask her about herself. dont cuss or talk dirty, girls hate that.
#4: be yourself dont pretend to be something your not.
#5: never lie to them.
#6: smile at them when they talk to you.

for the people that hate you: just apologize for things you may or may not have done.
be kind, curtious, and gentle.

and remember! DON'T TALK ABOUT SEX AND DON'T EXPECT TO GET LAID!!!!!!!