have you ever met a celebrity in real life? who?

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Eerh, let me think for a minute.... eeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrhhhhhhhhh: No!
Hope that helped, I certainly feel a lot better for answering your question. I nearly lost sleep over it, you would not believe the brain power it took to come up with my conclusion. I have goose pimples and the hair on the back of my neck is standing on end.

If I can help with any other pressing questions you have like 'Red or White' or 'Fish or Sausage" or 'Left or Right' please let me know. I can't promise anything but I will give it my best shot.

Did I tell you that I once had a wooden leg.... it got better!

My biggest problem in life is the ability to talk sense whilst everyone around me makes no sense at all! Have you ever watched a game of Football, what's that all about. Do you tackle or do you bite! Then you wonder why life is so complicated.

My current problem is how to stop eating chocolate without putting on any weight! It's really hard! I just like food far too much.

What was I talking about? I remember, Coronation Street, that Gail Plat needs to get a life, she is so interfering! I feel sorry for Chesney, he deserves better! and what about 'The Bookies', wow girl don't even go there!

Anyway, got to go now there is a white van outside and some official looking men holding a strange looking jacket knocking on the door

My wife used to be an Agony Aunt but now does voiceovers at http://www.cmbvoiceovers.co.uk One day I hope to be as god as her although sometimes I don’t think that people take me seriously!

Good Luck