What to do to convince your parents to let you get a Facebook?

[Marduk]

I am old over 60 and your parents are wonderful people who love you and don't want you to be like those children in Cleveland. You will go on Facebook and tell every pervert in the whole world all about you and they will want to do bad things to you. Or they will steal your identity and ruin you credit rating so you can't buy sand. Or they will tell you that you are worthless till you want to kill yourself. Now you think this is all fun to be ruined before you're old enough to know that the world wants your butt and they don't care if you die. But your parents love you enough to keep you from all that and because your scummy friends who could care less if you live or die are on facebook so do you. You don't have a clue what you are getting into. Your parents and I know all too well. If you think we are all stupid you will have a sad, sad, sad life. And if that is what you want good on you!!!! Old, Old Saying - Be afraid of getting what you wish for!!!!!