Sad I'm missing out on great social media?

[Shawn Robin]

I've never understood why anyone wants to sit around getting fat & lazy watching other people live life rather than get out there and live their own life to the fullest.

Youth is when you're supposed to make the memories that'll warm you when you old & cold.
Your generation won't have any of that the way mine did.
All you'll have is memories of watching other people living large on the net, on TV or on stage.
Me, I'll have memories of adventures of all kinds, both good and bad.

Frankly, it's good that you realize you need to get out more.
But I still pity you your addiction to other peoples' lives and accomplishments instead of having more ambition about your own.