☺ Can you write an amusing story that includes 5 of these lines just for the pure fun of being creative?

[I am Sunshine]

1. Well, let's see......I've been reading "don't-kill-myself "books.
2. Never, EVER negotiate without your lawyer.
3. In the humidity-less atmoshere of Arizona.
4. You can not take a pitch pipe out of someone's hand when they're in the middle of a very funky groove!
5. Please leave me a message...... don't text me; And whatever "Twitter" is.....DON'T!
6. Wanna sing "Silly Love Songs" songs with me?
7. To quote Romeo...."________________________."
8. Ummmmm....I think that was after my fifth stint in rehab just before I __________.
9. Water theme parks,casinos and of COURSE, _____________.
10. The stand-up comic just sat down....Praise be to God.

(Some of these are movie quotes....the rest are my silly gigs)
â–ˆ Oops! These is one too many "songs"
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