Please will someone, anyone, be my friend?

[Bob]

I've posted this question several times no with no reply =(. I'm so lonely, I think of suicide all the time. I just want a friend, someone to talk to every now and then. I have a facebook we can chat on. Male or female I don't care. I'm a 25 yr old male from California. Please just give talking to me a shot, what have you got to lose? I have no friends and am so lonely right now and sad.

Here's my facebook fb.com/dan.clemente.73

My name's are fake because I'm too shy to make a real facebook because I'll be embarrassed due to me not having friends. We can chat on whatever you want though, please give me a chance!