Do I seem inebriated and if so, how badly?

[justme]

I am part of a research study I am personally conducting to finish a master's thesis I have been working on for over a year. I am studying the effects of inebriation on cognitive ability. We all know and it has been widely documented that alcohol consumption affects physical abilities but cognitive abilities have been somewhat, not largely but somewhat, ignored. So as part of research, my partner and I have offered ourselves up to scrutiny. We both have imbibed large amounts of liquor, 80 proof vodka, to the degree that we both know beyond doubt we are physically compromised. We are both writing posts on different avenues of social media. My partner is covering social sites such as fb where posts are made for comment or not whereas I am covering sites aimed at the sharing of intellectual information such as here, the popular ask and answer sites. We are aiming to determine by as many replies as possible just how inebriated we appear. We do not want typing skills judged as that is in the realm of physical ability, but only the gist of the post. This of course cannot be used as official research but we are conducting this as a jumping off point in fashioning further studies. Please let me know how rational this post seems. This is important research which could have far reaching results for much of community/social life so please post honestly. I'm not sure how we will judge the best answers but I assure you every answer will be considered. For your information, we have each ingested 1/3 of a fifth, 750ml, of 80 proof or 40% alcohol by volume vodka mixed with a total of 10 ounce of peach flavored soda. We are in a controlled environment with help, should we need it, close at hand. Thanks for your help.