Personal Experiences with Emma Watson needed for my research..good or bad..?

[Randy Bobandy]

I met her at a cocktail party in LA last summer. She seemed a little stuck up at first but she really loosened up. She was laughing a lot and seemed to be having a really good time. She was certainly not out going but once I started a conversation with her she was very receptive.
Then things took a strange turn. I excused myself to use the rest room when all of the sudden, Emma burst's through the door! I already had my fly open so I was embarrassed. She then began trying to grab my genitals. At this point I was thrilled!!! But once she removed my member, she got on her knees and then blew a line of coke off of it. I thought this was strange but I just went with it in hopes that she would follow up with some tender dong loving. This was not the case. She stood up and said "how dare you?" and then slapped me in the face. As I reacted she then hit me in the genitals with her other hand.
Once she left the bathroom she was not seen again for the rest of the night.